You shouldn’t do that at a wedding.

What do you mean you hope you catch the bouquet?

I don’t care about catching the flippin’ bouquet.  I just see a crowd and assume that mosh-pit rules apply.  I’m triggered and I can’t be held accountable for my behavior, or responsible for any of your injuries.

Apparently, I have a very unorthodox response toward traditions.

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