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Florida Snake Probs.

There’s thunderstorms going on throughout the Midwest with talks of tornadoes.  No thank you Mother Nature F**ker, I’m quite alright without tornadoes.  Perhaps you could just take it easy until next week when it’s supposed to be a beautiful 70°F? That’d be swell instead.  Maybe you just like the idea of people potentially peeing their pants in fear.  Speaking of that…

At least we don’t have a water moccasin problem here like in Orlando, Florida.  I saw a news story about some children who were playing in their yard and came within a step of one.  Here he is when they caught him, he was overheard hollering, FUCK THE POLICE.  So much sass.

water mocassin snake

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